i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
I don’t have a joke I just
it’s all fun and games until everyone finds out their neighbouring country didn’t give them twelve points
edit: 8 points. our first and last points of eurovision 2013 ever.
Greece needs to stay on top and win, come on, it’ll be funny.
GREECE IS FUCKING WINNING I A, IN TEARS OF RPIDE FOR THEM YOU FUCKING GO GUYS
Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
Greece is going to win this thing OH MY GOSH
Alcohol is free
remember last year when greece gained points
and graham norton was like ‘you can hear the greek finance minister crying’
The most beautiful thing that could happen is if Germany ends up giving 12 points to Greece.
what even is eurovision
a lesbian kiss and a gay kiss?
best eurovision ever
you see in england it’s not about winning
it’s about not coming last
my blog looked so pretty yesterday but everything changed when eurovision attacked